This is one of the most well-made, lovely, funny crossovers of thought that I have seen since the vampire that was actually a giant anthropomorphic mosquito. Also, it is nicer to look at, because obviously that second one is really gross.
I issue the challenge that somebody write this. I don’t care if it’s long, short, a poem, or TERRIBLE. Do it!
Okay, so today I had to drive up to the University Hospital to get blood drawn (I love every phlebotomist I have ever met) and then buy new baby clothes for the Owen Pants. Which were mostly shirts. I’m so exhausted.