Chat 10 transcript

homerunhero: EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY
OH MY GOD

thelibrarian: oh shit its you again
leave me alone

homerunhero: NO BECAUSE YOU DON’T GET IT
I FUCKED UP
THERE WILL BE SONGS WRITTEN ABOUT HOW FUCKING BAD I FUCKED UP

homerunhero: EPIC BALLADS SUNG BY BARDS FROM MOTHERFUCKING ROOFTOPS
IF THERE ARE EVEN ROOFS LEFT TO BE ON TOP OF ANYTHING

thelibrarian: calm down
look i dont even like you

homerunhero: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE
A DAMN
I NEED YOUR HELP

thelibrarian: thats my point why would i help you?

homerunhero: BECAUSE YOU DO LIKE RONIT
AND SHE IS IN THE EYE OF THE FREAKING SHITSTORM
OR WILL BE BECAUSE IT’S ON ITS WAY TO HER

thelibrarian: dammit okay im listening

homerunhero: GOOD
SO THERE’S THIS PACKAGE I SENT HER
ONLY IT WASN’T THE ONE I MEANT TO SEND HER

thelibrarian: what did you mean to send her?

homerunhero: VNCVJNCFJCFGY
HOLY SHIT NO WONDER YOU HATE ME YOU’RE A MORON
WHAT I MEANT TO SEND DOESN’T MATTER

homerunhero: IT’S FUCKING AWESOME
BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER
BECAUSE IT DIDN’T GET THERE IT’S STILL IN MY ROOM YOU TOOL

thelibrarian: fine whatever
i guess that what you sent her instead was something bad?
so either tell me what it was exactly or how bad it is that you sent it

homerunhero: HANG ON I’M HYPERVENTILATING

thelibrarian: oh goddammit

homerunhero: OKAY I’M BACK
IT WAS A PROTOTYPE
FOR A… UM… CONTRACT I PICKED UP

thelibrarian: look i already know your crazy and probably lying just to waste my time
but ill play along
military contract right?

thelibrarian: because only you could be that batshit insane
i mean what are you like fifteen
shit

homerunhero: I’M NINETEEN
SO SHUT UP YOU PAINT-HUFFING PIXEL-MUNCHING WINDOW LICKER

homerunhero: BUT YEAH IT’S A MILITARY CONTRACT
I HAD TO MAKE THE BOXES TOO SO THEY LOOKED THE SAME
THEY COMPRESS SHIT

thelibrarian: huh
that… actually sounds kind of cool
so the problem is that you sent Ro some kind of experimental gun?

homerunhero: I WISH IT WAS A FUCKING GUN
RO COULD USE IT AND TURN INTO
LIKE
AN ACTION HERO OR SOMETHING

homerunhero: NO IT’S AN ANDROID

thelibrarian: paskanmarjat
i mean bullshit
ive had enough you can play your dumb games with someone else

thelibrarian logged out.

homerunhero: NO WAIT OH DAMN YOU SO HARD

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