daftneophyte: Aw man not right now.
I am busy.
lolkarma: :p are yoo rly? doubt it
daftneophyte: I don’t care if you believer me or not.
are you talking to your GF?
oh wait you dont have one nemors
daftneophyte: Like you ever have. Smug ass.
lolkarma: qhy you thnkig about my ass?
daftneophyte: Because you’re using it to type. Learn to spell.
You’re the one whose first language is English.
And you supposedly speak more additional languages than I do.
lolkarma: i can spell
english spanish frekin german
just ont’ feel lke it
what are you doimg neway?
daftneophyte: Work. I know it’s a foreign concept to you.
lolkarma: nuhuh i have a job
u know rent and stff
Can I ask you a question?
lolkarma: shoot buddy
daftneophyte: Do you believe in monsters?
lolkarma: yu mean lik aufhockers nad siht?
daftneophyte: How can you spell that and not… you know what? never mind.
Yes. Like aufhockers.
lolkarma: guess so
i mean wyh not
daftneophyte: Just checking.