daftneophyte: If I straight up told you that you are abominable…
Would that hurt your feelings?
buttonhole: prolly
why?
daftneophyte: No reason.
What are you up to?
buttonhole: hell no you read it
daftneophyte: Read what?
I read a lot of things.
buttonhole: my crapsack novel
why did you read it
i dont know who even sent it 2 u
daftneophyte: Okay but you don’t gotta cry or anything.
I hate everything I read.
buttonhole: screw you not true
you like fking ayn rand
daftneophyte: That is the most disgusting thing you have ever inadvertently said.
Also I do not.
buttonhole: ur the only preson i knwo who doesn’t rag on her
daftneophyte: I want to pretend she doesn’t exist.
buttonhole: whatevr
hey
do you belive in monsters?
daftneophyte: Huh?
buttonhole: its just a question
daftneophyte: Fucking stupid question.
Who even asks crap like that?
buttonhole: srry geez
guess thats a yes then
daftneophyte: If you’re just going to imagine my responses to your random shit questions, I might as well change my status and get some work done.
buttonhole: you do that
puss
daftneophyte: [busy]
The genius to whom you are attempting to speak is currently too high on the evolutionary ladder to respond to you. Please practise self-improvement and try again later.