homerunhero jostled shellelaghins
homerunhero jostled shellelaghins
homerunhero jostled shellelaghins
homerunhero jostled shellelaghins
homerunhero: HEYO
YOU HAVE NO IDEA DO YOU
shellelaghins: What?
homerunhero: WHAT I DO FOR YOU
I AM LIKE
THE BEST FRIEND
shellelaghins: I have no idea what you’re on about, Viv.
homerunhero: SOMEBODY CALL FUCKING RIPLEYS
BECAUSE BELIEVE IT OR NOT
I ROCK YOUR FRIENDLY SHIT TO FUCKING MARS
shellelaghins: Lol. Well you do make me laugh.
Like, constantly.
homerunhero: FDASFKHY
YOU ARE ONE LUCKY HUMAN BEING
TO BE MY FRIEND
shellelaghins: um. Yay for me?
What’d you do, anyway?
homerunhero: ONLY GOT YOU THE BEST PRESENT
ANYONE EVER GOT
shellelaghins: Ooh.
But…
it’s not my birthday or anything.
homerunhero: I KNOW
THAT’S HOW DAMN HOT MY SHIT IS
I GOT YOU A PRESENT
AND THERES NOT EVEN A MOTHERFUCKING PLEBEIAN REASON
shellelaghins: Thanks. That is pretty damn awesome of you.
…are you going to tell me what it is?
homerunhero: NO
THE SURPRISE IS PART OF THE PRESENT
shellelaghins: I guess that makes sense. So you shipped it off then?
homerunhero: HELL YES
ONE DAY SHIPPING IF IT GETS THERE LATE I WILL EAT THE POSTMASTERS EARS
shellelaghins: Hehe that’s the girl we all know and love.
I’m sure the entire United States Postal Service is sufficiently afraid of you.
An Post as well.
homerunhero: YOU BET YOUR FUZZY SLIPPERS THEY ARE
ALSO THIS ONE IS MY UNCLE I TOTALLY KNOW WHERE HE LIVES
shellelaghins: Lol.
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